Got it!

For about an hour there has been a moth in my room pissing me the feck off.

At first I was trying to be quiet as people are asleep, I kept failing in my quest to kill the bastard, I slowly got more impatient and instead of trying to squish it I tried whacking it with a dirty piece of clothing, still I failed, So I finally tried to spray the damn thing, and still I fail, after trying to get it again by attempting to whack it, I fail.

Now after posting my last article the prick flies past my screen again, I stand up and grab the piece of clothing and swing it at the fecker, all I hear is "whoosh.. ding!......", I GOT IT!, So I look around for its corpse and find it laying on my bed near the edge of the desk, I guess I whacked it into my desk then it must have bounced onto the bed.

I have also killed a countless amount of spiders too, so let this be a warning to any pests thinking about pissing me off...